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Salford Online

Salford Online is a State Sponsored News website in the Republic of Salford. Similar to it's Sister website in North Korea, the site always sticks to the Labour Party line or the propaganda spouted by the Führer, Heil Ian Stewart.
You read Salford online John? Nah, it's Shite.
by Ottewell November 29, 2013
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sanforded it up

When you fuck something up beyond repair. A normal person is capable of doing said task without issue but not you. Named after the legendary "sticks of fury."
I thought if I sent you on that detail you would be okay but you really Sanforded It Up!
by kingaling07 August 15, 2016
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salford face lift

Hair pulled so tight into a pony tail, that it instantly lifts the face, thus reducing wrinkles.
Hey our kid...did you see Tasha the other day? She looked ten years younger. Must be her Salford Face Lift.
by JamButty June 30, 2017
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stamford college

this is full of wanna be road men who walk around with their puma or other 'roadman' brand tracksuit bottoms down to their ass and it is riddled with smokers.
god stamford college is absolutely grim i would rather go PRC
by marge smipson January 22, 2020
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Sam Ford

Likes sucking Andrew's cock while touching cummy pubes.
by Sam Ford November 3, 2020
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Mark Sanford

1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.

2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.
"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."

"Did your dad introduce himself?"

"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."
by LenisWenis October 27, 2017
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Sanford

A small town in Sanford Maine. Home of the Redskins probably the worst football team in all of America. No surprise though because they come from Sanford High School a dump of a place where if your lucky you can get stabbed in the bathroom for being a bitch and using the wrong stall. Most people think Sanfords a Bad place but as long as you stay away from areas

near the mills you will probably not get robbed. The usual Hangouts are the bowling alley which is a shitty dump and owned by retards but the alternative is the green room which is another POS id rather just hangout at walmart and hope to god no girls talk to me because there fucking hiddous. But other then that sanford a good place just filled with bad people!
I hear Sanford Sucks?

No just most of the fake as white gangsters like Joe Martell or whatever.

Want to go to Sanford i have to piss and would like to get Shanked.
by Theunown September 19, 2011
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