When a female is so unnattractive that the male anatomy actually attempts to hide itself to avoid detection.
T-roy: Tony, your girlfriend looks like Garth from Wayne's World!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!
Tony: So?
G-Lo: Well when she was at the bar last night, she was causing much negative schwing!
by G Lo September 21, 2004
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The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
The history of the word can be traced back to Athens Drive High School student Taylor Carey.
Deriving from the Latin word of "Schwing" meaning "Great"
"Yo! Sarah just kicked a ball right into Mike's schwing schwong."
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
"What's wrong Tommy?"
"I just went to go take a leak and I got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.""
"Ouch, I hate zipper malfunctions"
"Dude, what happend to John? Why's he on the ground?"
"Chris and I just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong"
*Fist Bump*
"Alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?"
"Wait here comes Kevin, open the back door"
POW
"Yo, what just happened?"
"Matt opened the door right into Kevin's schwing schwong"
by SchwingSchwongByah December 24, 2010
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2. Term originated at the University of Central Florida in the fall of 1999, to describe a loose woman whom every person has coitus with, or in layman's terms, everybody can screw, similar to a town bicycle.
2. Term originated at the University of Central Florida in the fall of 1999, to describe a loose woman whom every person has coitus with, or in layman's terms, everybody can screw, similar to a town bicycle.
by The Stallion October 30, 2004
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