sympathy suck

noun • As per the name, a exuberantly ripe and spritely suck bestowed upon he most deserving of immediate sympathy, unable to be sufficiently provided otherwise. Such a rite is usually provided by the nearest willing female, who performs any sex act you may desire out of compassion for your sorry state.

Ben: hey sexy wanna smash?
Maggie: nah, fuck off creep
Ben: But I have stage 4 testicular cancer and don’t have long.
Maggie: In that case, come get your sympathy suck and I’ll make whatever time you have left worthwhile ;).
Ben: Ahahaha ueh
Maggie: (acckk uehhhh *#!& it’s so big and cancerous ueh)

by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 December 28, 2019

sympathy brake

When a driver applies his or her brakes for no other reason than they see someone else applying their brakes in another lane. The offender has no other reason to slow down other than they saw some red lights in their peripheral vision.

"This dude is making me late for work, he's put on the sympathy brake for every car that has slowed down around him."

by tinnitus January 9, 2009

Sympathy Farmer

Snowflake generation illness to gain fame or attention.

Looks like genuine grief but without tears and always in public situations.

Performers include Andy Murray, the Brazilian National squad, cheating cricketers and Britain’s Got Talent panelists.

I’m not sure those tears are necessary for minor corrective surgery or whether Andy is a practicing Sympathy Farmer.

by Scamdy-cat May 9, 2019

bp sympathizer

U.S. Congressman Joe Barton (R-Texas) was the lead
Republican at the congressional hearings about the bp oil spill.

As his opening remarks with bp's Tony Hayward, he actually apologized to him for President Obama's "harsh treatment." Barton actually said Obama's insisting on bp setting up a $20 Billion victim compensation fund was a "shakedown."

The appropriate shock and awe followed. Even John Boehner was embarrassed and Barton eventually apologized for his own assisnine insensitive stupidity.

Some of Rep. Barton's Republican colleages were surprised to hear he was a bp sympathizer, but many of his corporate owned colleages agreed with him. However if you look at his $1.4 million in campaign contributions from big oil you can begin to understand.

by Charles_U_Farley June 21, 2010

Sympathy Pain

You physically feel pain in the same area when a person; describes what it feels like, talks about it excessively, tells you how they got the pain or just (in rare cases) are around you.

She keeps talking about her shattered knee cap and now my knee hurts, I must be having some kind of sympathy pain.

by heartthekillers June 6, 2013

Samsara

Sequence of change, impermanence, the cycle of rebirth-redeath that afflicts every living being until release (Moksha).

Samsara is the recurrent reincarnation of the soul; a concept shared by Hinduism and Buddhism.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Sympathy

1. to care about someone else's feelings when they experience sadness or negative emotion due to an unfortunate event or situation.

2. two or more people have a goal, interest or opinion in common.

3. to feel support for a person or thing.

1. "I am sorry for your loss."

2. "I would like to extend my sympathy to the family."

by cavanobrien August 6, 2014