swole pole

When someone ripped as fuck gets a HUGE ass boner.

Steve: Damn dude, you're looking good after that workout! You want a brojob?
Jacob: Nah I'm good man, I'm seeing my girl tonight and I got a swole pole just thinking about it
Steve: Cool, good luck bro! I'm gonna go admire my massive gains in the mirror of a gas station

by Mega Bro April 18, 2014

Swole Patrol

A brother and sisterhood of Swolebodies, bound together by Muscles, Trust, and Protein. Always leaving a trail of destruction and wet panties.

Person 1: "Man that party was fuckin' wreckin! There was this group of swolebodies just tearing shit up!"

Person 2: "Yah I know, who were those people?"

Person 3: "How could you forget? Swole Patrol, dumbass. They were chanting 'SWOLE' and getting shit pumped the whole damn time!"

by Cassanova91 February 9, 2013

Swole daddy

After hittin the gym youre looking all kinds of swole

Hey Shelby your biceps are huge!" "yeah I'm a total swole daddy

by Karlisles April 9, 2011

swole sister

A fit, strong, healthy, hard-bodied woman who lifts weights as part of her lifestyle.

One advantage of being a swole sister is it prevents pathetic, mousy chumps from thinking they have a shot with you.

by jimibulgin January 20, 2012

Swole Factory

To be a top caliber athlete of exceptional talent and a reputation of succeeding at everything. To be called swole factory is a great honor.

"Oh, Dave made the Junior National team? He is definitely swole factory."
"I hear Richard is swole factory when it comes to wrestling."

by Urboiigoesoff February 5, 2013

Swole Session

The act of working out, hitting the gym, getting in shapeSwole

Oh bro I just had a crazy swole session at the gym, lifted soo much weight

Aw yeah nigga im just bout to have a rediculous swole session!

by Lop Sotnas December 31, 2011

Swole Temple

The University of Arizona's Student Recreation Center Expansion. It makes Globo Gym look like a Soviet-era sweat box. All of the hugest of the huge congregate and worship the gods of Bench Press and Bicep Curls. It is a life changing experience. Sleeves are not encouraged. If you aren't cracked out on NO-EXPLODE when you are there, you aren't doing it right.

"Yo dog I'm hitting up the Swole Temple later. We need to XPLODE!!!!!!!! before we go."
"Aiight"

by Mike "Poofy" Anderson February 28, 2010