After getting a Swedish Trumpet, Benny bought Bjorn some lingonberry juice to rinse the taste out of his mouth.
by Wufpup July 12, 2009
when having sex doggy-style at the top of the stairs, you swipe the arms out from underneath the woman, grab her arms and ride her down the stairs while remaining inserted
We had swedish toboggan time trials last night
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
Your tits are build for speed not for comfort, lets swedish toboggan
by soouWoo April 08, 2009
Essentially same as the handjob.
by analjuggernaut November 02, 2004
by TurkeyGobblerZ September 11, 2018
The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.
You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.
by Twills March 09, 2011
A female individual of Swedish descent, who is incredibly beautiful, shares sexy selfies on social media all while being a raging feminist and thus crushing boners on male individuals that dares to slide into her DM.
Johnny: "You know Anna, right? I would give an arm and a leg to be with her!"
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
Jimmy: "Don't even bother, bro. She's a certified Swedish Bonecrusher."
by wickedwoollywilly May 27, 2020
A relationship breakup, common in Sweden, where one partner neglects to inform the other of the new relationship status. Apparently due to the Swedes' cultural aversion to conflict.
by Goatlady May 30, 2015