Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

by SteamyTommy October 21, 2014

steamy logger

When the bathroom door is closed and the hot shower is running. Then having a poop on the toilet.

Creating a foggy logger of steam that lingers for quite some time.

Yo dude that steamy logger is really bad, idk if the shower will even do much after that.

by Dolantrumpy August 23, 2019

Steamy Teepee

The act of farting while straddling your partner's face. Also known a the Clammy Pagoda, the Dusty Pyramid, or the infamous Hawaiian Volcano.

After an awesome dinner date at the local Mexican restaurant Vanessa was enjoying a ride on John's face. Unfortunately for John the extra plate of jumping beans didn't sit well with Vanessa and she proceeded to give him a full on Steamy Teepee. Poor John!

by paddleB September 9, 2014

Steamy Henry

A big wet fart in your chicks mouth while she is sleeping

Your breath smells like shit, did your boyfriend give you another steamy henry lastnight?

by 1dirtymilf December 2, 2020

steamy jefferson

The act of taking a fat deuce in a bowl and putting it in the microwave to the point of liquidation. After this is done the warm liquid poop is rubbed on the victim.

My mom took away fortnite so I gave her a big ol steamy jefferson.

by Abore shawn December 18, 2018

steamy hello

When you are jerking off in a steam room in anticipation of someone walking in. As they walk in you blow your impeccably timed load all over their face/torso. Requires great self control to give someone a proper steamy hello. Nobody will appreciate a premature steamy hello (PSH).

None of my friends will come to the gym with me after Steve told everyone about the steamy hello I gave him.

It took a couple gym trial memberships to get down the steamy hello, the first couple were PSH.

by steamy john June 10, 2015

Steamy Vagina

A hot, sexy, cute, or beautiful vagina.

"She has a steamy vagina."

by CoreFucker July 10, 2016