Starscream

When you put a thumb in a chicks starfish while banging doggy style.

"Guys, I totally did a Starscream with this chick last night."

by LuChaosTheory January 15, 2026

starscream

megatrons favorite punching bag

stop hitting starscream megatron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by R3MMY FOR REAL August 16, 2025

Starscream philosophy

A philosophy in which a recipient keeps a particular resource (object, another person, etc.) around and at their disposal despite having a very good reason to rid themselves of that resource because the resource in question provides some sort of valuable fringe benefit for the recipient. The term has it's origins in the science-fiction epic "TransFormers" in which Megatron, the evil leader of the Decepticons, keeps his cohort Starscream around despite the threat Starscream poses to Megatron's iron-fisted rule of his subjects because Starscream apparently does his job so well. The term can be used to apply to a number of different situations.

EXAMPLE 1: "Though he knew that the alcohol he was drinking to excess would eventually do him in, Starscream philosophy kept him from flushing it all down the nearest toilet." EXAMPLE 2: "She could barely stand to be around him because he was an over-emotional idiot, but she kept living with him for the great sex and the financial security he provided. Starscream philosophy was clearly at work here."

by Kirk Bradford Myers December 9, 2008

Starscream Syndrome

Starscream is the treacherous Decepticon from the 1985 cartoon series known as Transformers. He is screechy, rude, mean, deceptive, cowardly, and is always attempting to overthrow his leader, Megatron. Despite this, he has garnered many, many fangirls, almost to the point of absurdity.

Starscream Syndrome is wanting to be with someone (typically fictional, but not always) that is bad for you because you believe you can fix them.

Sam: Why does Jane go out with Bill? He's a complete douche to her.

Jill: She has Starscream Syndrome.

by fuzzfuzz1 May 10, 2011

Starscream Scheme

A plan destined for failure.

A plan that, no matter how well it is devised, no matter how foolproof it seems, will always blow up in your face.

Mike: "Hey, I think I know how to get more money over the summer."
Greg: "Oh great...Is it another Starscream Scheme?"
Mike: "No, no, this one's different. All we have to do is drive some people from Mexico to Houston!"

by owenbicker November 9, 2012

Starscream is hot

A very used catchphrase to tell people how hot starscream is.

Do you see what I mean? Starscream is hot as fuck.

by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021

All Hail Starscream

ALL HAIL STARSCREAM! LONG LIVE STARSCREAM!

Decepticons: All hail Starscream
Lord Starscream: I cAn'T hEeEeEeEaR yOoOu~
Decepticons: ALL HAIL STARSCREAM!
Lord Starscream: One more time! *Start dancing*
Knockout: This is going to be Juicy~

by Emptiness_123 December 3, 2021