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Starcraft 2

A really awesome game that'll probably never come out, since Blizzard cares a lot more about World of Warcraft, because it makes them $$$OMG CASH MONEY$$$!111
Late 2008: OMG STARCRAFT 2 IS COMING OUT IN EARLY 2009

Early 2009: DAMN IT! It got delayed to late 2009

Late 2009: FUCK! MORE DELAYS! Early 2010...

Early 2010: WHAT?? NOW THERE ISN'T EVEN A REAL RELEASE DATE. I will club baby seals if this game suffers the same fate as Starcraft Ghost.
by Moomoomonsoon January 24, 2010
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Starcraft 2

A game that was anticipated for over a decade, but when it finally came out left most people wondering "we waited 12 years for THIS?" Not necessarily a bad title, just that the only good things about it are in the original Starcraft.

Instead of a new game, it's more like a fan-made expansion pack. This is because the current generation of Blizzard employees never worked on the original and lack the creativity of their predecessors. Instead, Blizzard hired obsessive nerds that eat, live, and breathe Starcraft to design the sequel so naturally they couldn't come up with anything except duplicating the original game.
Laid-back gamers who just want to be entertained complain about Starcraft 2 because it was too close to the original:
"Hey man have you played SC2 yet?"
"Yeah, I tried it out but it's the same freaking game I played a decade ago. Coulda saved 50 bucks by dusting off my Brood War CD, oh well."

Hardcore basement-dwelling nerds complain about Starcraft 2 for the exact opposite reason: "OMG HOW DARE THEY CHANGE ANY OF THE UNITS OR IMPROVE THE INTERFACE WHEN I SPENT THE LAST 12 YEARS OF MY LIFE PRACTICING HOW TO MAKE SCVs GO TO MINERALS AS SOON AS THEY SPAWN!!!11!"
by Rider of Brohan November 8, 2010
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StarCraft 2

The most awesome PC game in the world!!! Better than Mindcraft.
Man! StarCraft 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!
by IM WINNING December 19, 2011
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Starcraft:Ghost

A Game that is supposed to be released sometime next year.
Supposedly a console game that looks lame

note:they said that over 3 years ago see:Starcraft
nerd 1:"yo, b-net is talking about releasing Starcraft:Ghost next year."

nerd 2: "man, they have been saying that for years now."
by Gabby Rowley September 12, 2005
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starcraft 2

A game for nerds who have no lives
omg that nerd plays starcraft 2 all day long. That's why he has no friends.
by Ih8t3f@gg0ts August 13, 2010
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play starcraft

To have sex with a korean woman, because starcraft is commonly associated with korean people.
I'm going to my girlfriend's house to 'play starcraft' tonight.
by wangalangaliciousman October 7, 2010
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HD Starcraft

1: High Definition video-replays of either two games, Starcraft or Starcraft 2.
2: A Youtube Member who commentates on amazing Starcraft and Starcraft 2 video game replays and posts them to allow others to watch from a fellow gamers standpoint.
3: The one of few places you wont here the commentator shout "TERRIBLE TERRIBLE DAMAGE", but instead "...and MUUUUUULES!"
4: A wonderful place on the internet to find great replays of Starcraft 2 and realize that the game is real.
Guy 1: Damn. Still no Starcraft 2 Beta key!

Guy 2: Ah, that's okay. HD Starcraft just came out with a new video!

Guy 1: Sweet!
by Zohall20 March 20, 2010
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