dragging pork up the back stairs

A phrase meant to describe the sexual actions of a gay male who is usually on the recieving end of his partner.

Alex didn't want to come to the Foxy Lady??? What is he, dragging pork up the back stairs?!?!?!?

by dasword November 10, 2006

abortion stairs

a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus

"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."

"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."

"Jazzle, I need to come over..."

by papschmear November 4, 2008

Thrown down the stairs

When a chick has her way with you in the bedroom.

I took this cougar home last night and i got thrown down the stairs.

by Randellski October 29, 2006

Showgirls Shove Down the Stairs

The act of putting an over-confident, immature, and obnoxious amateur in their place.

Yeah, mouthed off to me again! Somebody really needs to give her a Showgirls Shove Down The Stairs.

by smartass69 January 5, 2010

Chinese stairs

When you get in a fight with your friend and try to cover it up

Hey man what happened,you look like somone punched you?!
Oh,it's nothing I just fell down chinese stairs

by Perzephone December 20, 2019

Fuck I Love Stairs

A Phrase often yelled out at parties, with the meaning "fuck i love skanks"

Often used to avoid getting into fights with boyfriends and getting kicked out.

Bill hey look at all these girls at this party.
Greg FUCK I LOVE STAIRS!!

by Sandpipper September 27, 2018

threw her baby down the stairs

Threw her baby down the stairs, then I grew some nipple hairs

I threw her baby down the stairs

by black nigger balls November 15, 2021