Spathi

Alien race from the computer game Star Control. Spathi resemble some some sort of mollusk with a giant eyestalk in which the pupil is constantly quivering. They are extremely cowardly and it's a wonder they ever achieved spaceflight.

"Ah greetings Hunam, this is the Spathi Voidship StarRunner! Please do not torture me today, as I do not very much like being tortured! The coordinates of our homeworld are..."

by Ed Kolis February 14, 2004

Spathic

To have really big cleavage

Wow, that chick is spathic!

by MissSaintJimmy November 21, 2006

Spatterspray

Explosive Diarrhea that is so intense and comes with such force from your butthole, that it creates an intense spatter pattern on the toilet seat. Sometimes fecal debris on the cheeks of ones ass, and areas surrounding may result. If it gets extreme, it may even leave brown marks on the tank of the toilet. Also similar to a nuclear explosion, except its brown and smells.

I almost did not make it to the bathroom, because I knew massive diarrhea was about to occur. When I arrived, I left a spatterspray so intense, that it blew out my o-ring and left mass spatters of destruction in/around the toilet seat and stained my underwear.

by inBlueParadise April 5, 2011

Sitathesy

Noun.

The act of staring in the void in a sitting position in order to achieve better thinking and/or thoughts.

Verb.

Sitathesyzing.

I spent the morning in Sitathesy, I really had nothing else to do.

He isn't answering my call, maybe he is Sithatesyzing

by B1C781227 November 29, 2009

Spatule

A small man satchel, used to store spatulas. Perfect for the traveling chef!

"Hey John, is that a purse?"

"No, it's just my spatule!"

"What the hell man?"

by DMoore2793 April 4, 2015

Spatootism

Nothing is absolute until proven. Who knows who’s right or wrong? A spatootist is anyone who doesn’t want to pick a side and simply wants to wait and see.

I have invented my own religion called spatootism.

by Boxfoxice May 31, 2019

Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019