scrofulation

Comparable to a fungal infection though technically intangible by nature. Usually found in its moist form

Kai has some under his armpits

by Jack3333 August 27, 2005

spoofer

a papertowel roll stuffed with dryer sheets that you blow through when smoking pot so that your hits smell nice and free and your mom doesn't catch you.

"i have the weed, dyu have the spoofer?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

spoffle

Noun: Slang term for a pop shield, put on the microphone to prevent plosive consonants from registering too forcefully during studio recording of voice overs.

"Can we put a spoffle on the mike because I'm getting too much pop o the Ps."

by Kilkrazy July 2, 2004

Spro

A slang term for an espresso.

Dude, did you see that brod, she was mint. Naw bro, fuck bitches lets grab a spro.

Bro, lets hit up woodbridge in our civics and grab a fuggen spro. Spro? Seen bro, lets boogy.

Cheech, lets grab spros at Paloma bro!

Slice, grab the Supra and lets grab some spros! Seeeeeen.

by Stannggggggg April 14, 2011

Spoff

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

by emoscum April 15, 2006

Ping Spoofing

An internet hack the players use on video games to make their game more high quality by making there internet high speed. It is most commonly found on Minecraft servers that crash the whole server.

I banned a player from using the Ping Spoofing hack.

by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

Sprockle

A small woodland creature, about the size of the common ferret, that looks like it was born inside out.

-Look mummy, that squirrel is all pink!
-That's not a squirrel dear, its a sprockle. Please don't poke it.

by JohnnyK January 4, 2004