splitbaker

1. a slur against people with split personalities or borderline personality disorder, especially those who enjoy baking or baked goods.

2. a slur against people with the zodiac gemini

you are such a splitbaker.
he’s such a splitbaker! he’s mad at me one minute and the next he’s making me cookies!

by plutoes August 25, 2022

portugese splashback

The act of attempting to insert your penis into a clenched asshole before ejaculation. The result of which ends in the ejaculate ricocheting onto your own face.

I was so backed up last night that I ended up giving my wife a portugese splashback.

by Johnny goodtimes February 2, 2017

Splaacked

When you get splashed or dirtied by something black

"Damn, i just got splaacked with coke"

by Ifteyake November 3, 2012

slantback

Backwoods Asian; a person of Asian decent that displays characteristics of a backwoods county bumpkin!

He just found out that he is a slantback, after 30 yrs who knew!

by KassieKay87 May 1, 2018

European Splashback

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.

OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Splashback Baby

When you do a chick up the bum and then she gets preggers because the splashback went into her pee hole. the end.

' lets have sex'
'ohhh naaaaw we aint got no conDOMMMS!'
'wooo yay anal'
BOOM 9months later you got a baby, bitch.
aka - splashback baby

by i have huge nuts April 29, 2011

Splashback

a punk band in darlington the UK

Splashback are fucking shite

by Tylerjames November 14, 2007