rearranging my sock drawer

Sarcastic excuse for not attending a social event. Implies that the event is unimportant and that attendance is unnecessary. Another way of the person saying s/he has better things to do...Not.

Worker 1: "Will you be attending the company picnic next Saturday?"

Worker 2: "No, I'll be rearranging my sock drawer."

by yes juanito yes August 5, 2014

Chocolate Sock

Removing you sock and using it to wipe your shitty ass in leiu of toilet paper.

Patrick Swayze - "I was out at the Double Deuce last night and, ironically, had to take a greasy deuce. I rushed into the bathroom, harpooned a log in the toilet only to find there was no toilet paper. I took off my shoe and did the only thing I could think of, Chocolate Sock."

Random Dude - "Ya I was wondering why you left the bar with one sock on."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

tomb sock

a sock that has been ejaculated into so many times that it must be laid to rest. further more burned or thrown away.

man, this tomb sock has so much ejaculate in it.

by CHIDDY BANG September 9, 2013

full as a fat ladys sock.

To eat so much you feel as if you have as little room in your stomach as a fat lady would have in her socks.

"I couldn't have one more bite, I'm as Full as a fat ladys sock"

"full as a fat ladys sock."

by c00p_d0gg May 16, 2009

sock mop

To use the sock that you are wearing to clean up a small spill on the floor.
Lazier and quicker then getting a towel.

After spilling some coffee on the kitchen floor, Doug performed a sock mop and that kept his girlfriend happy.

by Richard Wadington December 19, 2008

sock wank

Inserting ones penis into a sock for the sole reason of masterbating

Where have all your socks gone, out haven't been doing that sock wank thing again have u ?

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Grippy sock land

An online term used to describe a type of mental hospital, this term is used because of the fact in most mental hospitals they tend to give you grippy socks to wear as a type of shoe.

Yeah, my mom said she would send me to grippy sock land if I didn’t start acting right.

by JustHereM88 December 11, 2021