slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 3, 2013

Finger Scorcher

The ending half inch/quarter inch on a blunt or joint. Finger Scorchers are so small they burn your finger whilst taking a hit.

zack: This blunt is so small it's a finger scorcher, should I toss it?

shaun: Put it in the bowl, that's a finger scorcher.

zack: Word up, don't wanna burn myself.

by Lyons954 November 30, 2011

shelf scorcher

A revealing piece of clothing such as a bikini or a little black dress that metaphorically burns up the shelf its put on.

That hot black number you’re designing is bound to be a shelf scorcher.

by the great wordsmith May 2, 2011

shower smooch

When a female achieves orgasm using a removable, shower head set to massage!

Last night while cleaning my vagina I suddenly gave myself the best shower smooch ever!

by AllThatsJoey January 17, 2004

el scorcho

The first single from Weezer's second album, "Pinkerton." It is a masterpiece of a song that expresses raw human emotion through creative lyrics and a quircky melody.

Hey, turn up "El Scorcho!"

Goddamn you half Japanese girls…

by MasterPrime June 13, 2004

Scorch

To burn something

Past tense: The ground was scorched with fire by a dragon
Present tense: The dragon is scorching the ground

by A Dragon Lover June 19, 2017

Scorcher

1. Really Really Really hot outside. A hot day.
( or scorching )

1. Man! It's friggin' SCORCHING outside.
2. Tommorrow's gonna be a scorcher.

by P-SO March 10, 2007