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slumber bitch

That one girl you're no longer in touch with, but now and then she still slips into your mind.
More often than not it's someone you really crave and would like to date and/or have sex.
You know who I would really like to bang or even just date?
-Tell me bro
Lauryn man, can't get the idea out of my head
-You still think about her after all this time? Man, she's your slumber bitch
by popplelogic January 10, 2016
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slumber-hug

Where the presence of the person you're embracing feels so relaxing/reassuring that you actually doze off while you two are clasping each other.
It's a sure sign that a girl totally likes and trusts you if she falls asleep in your arms after a few minutes of canoodling, but you know that she's REALLY into you if she actually views a ten-second embrace as a slumber-hug and goes totally limp halfway through it, and so you then have to gently lay her down on a couch or bed and let her "sleep it off" for half an hour!
by QuacksO February 15, 2017
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Slumber pool

A late-night Uber Pool packed full of passed-out passengers.

Urban mythology has long recounted tales of supposed hookups enjoyed by friends of friends in the backseat of Honda Insights heading from the cluburbs to the suburbs in the early morning hours, though in reality these vehicles are filled only with the smell of tequila and sound of snoring.
1: “You drank 12 Monacos last night before you disappeared - how did you even get home?”
2. “Called a Slumber Pool and asked the driver to marry me when we got back Uptown.”
by daltonjfk October 30, 2019
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Slumber toots

The act of releasing flatulence while slumbering. Passing gas continuously while in the sleep state.
Man bro, ol girl I smashed last night... After I wore them cheeks out she was knocked out. We were spooning and she had them slumber toots. Had my balls on vibrate like a gentle nuts massager with her buttcheeks
by Teddygrams254 May 1, 2020
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Slumber party

"Those chicks are having a slumber party, bet they'll be having a gangbang"
by UltimateDoge May 3, 2021
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Slumber Selfie

Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.

Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.
by TKola July 28, 2021
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Eternal Slumber

Never will he wake from his eternal slumber.
by Oreca91 May 22, 2012
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