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Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.
What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.
by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022
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Slovakian Centipede

Slovakian traffic cone, but sewn to a Butthole and so on and so forth. Think the human centipede with the Slovakian traffic cone in between each human.
Man, the Navy Chiefs invited me to the right-hand-man event, but I’m worried that they are just trying to execute a Slovakian Centipede and need more bodies.
by E54evah June 9, 2023
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slovakian handfisher

A woman who lives at a port and charges seamen for handjobs which she saves the ejaculate for her mouth and eats that for her main protein.
Brandy is a Slovakian handfisher.
by Bryan 1888 January 23, 2023
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slovakian butterfly

The act of poring hot butter down the tip of your penis and ejaculating sending the hot butter through the air.
Bob, "So what did you do last night?" Jim, "Oh me and they old lady let the old Slovakian Butterfly loose in the bedroom."
by Mike Honcho November 4, 2022
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The Slovakian Ice Cream

The act of putting your penis inside an ice cream cone and then giving it to someone.
Jožo: Bro here, have some ice cream. Ignác: Thanks Bro. Why the fuck is your dick inside the ice cream cone ? Jožo: haha you just got pranked, i gave you the Slovakian Ice Cream Dipshit Ignác: That´s kinda gay ngl.
by RandomGadzo February 6, 2022
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Slovakian Ziploc

When a person projectile vomits into a sleeping person's sleeping bag before sealing them inside.
Let's invite Walker to the sleepover and give him a Slovakian Ziploc!
by markwalkermark November 23, 2024
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Slovakian Sloppy

Fill your mouth with Da Bomb hot sauce and give a senile man a blowjob using only your teeth.
My grandpa at the nursing home got a Slovakian Sloppy from the head nurse last week. He's been in a coma ever since.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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