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slab city population you. Quit slabbing up the world hoe!~
SLAB by fuckingslabtstic May 12, 2011

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Worse than a slut; having no redeeming qualities; of a promisuous and vacant nature; Most likely Canadian
Wendy is a slut, however Jennifer is a slab.
Slab by EmilyJacinda September 8, 2008

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noun. May be used in place of chic in common speech
Man, look at that asian slab over there.
She's a corn fed slab.
Look at that jewish butt slab
slab by Hotknives September 11, 2003

slab 

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Cellphone, smartphone or other portable computer, particularly if telephony is only one of a number of functions, mostly internet-based.
"She took a seat, and immediately pulled her slab out of her purse and began texting someone."
slab by fluffernutters86 October 17, 2012

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This guy is such a dumbass.
I know man, such a slab
Slab by swegoverload February 14, 2015

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When one punches his or another persons nut sack, often the person who strikes the victim yells "Slab!"

Synonyms for this can be Salute & Sacked.
Example 1: GET SLABBED BOI

Example 2: "Aw man did you see Ron get slabbed?" "Yea bro that must've hurt like a bitch!"

Example 3: "Bro not cool! That hurts." "Didn't you hear Tony? It's Slab Season!"
Slab by GhettoNuisance33 April 20, 2018
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