hunter simmons

The biggest goddamn pussy known to mankind.

Girl: you’re acting like hunter simmons
Hunter: *cries like a bitch*

by Hunter’s Mom October 17, 2019

Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit

"I love Mark simmons, he is my dad"

by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020

Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.

Ben Simmons is a bum.

by chillest man ever November 7, 2022

Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert

Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.

by NickYoung August 19, 2018

Gene Simmons

When performing cunnilingus on a girl while she is on her back, you stealthily take an extra long lick without her prior knowledge and to her surprise lick her butthole.

He went down on me last night and gave me a Gene Simmons. It felt pretty good.

by InventedByKP June 15, 2012

richard simmons

the act of being gay.

bob saget is quite richard simmons.

by Kris F. August 9, 2005

Richard Simmons Shit

When you take a shit and you swear you lost 30 lbs.

I swear I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.

by xxl84 October 11, 2009