kat: hey wanna come to this totally rad party tomorrow.
jo: sorry i have to go dog sitting for my nana's pomeranian, shes a bitch
jo: sorry i have to go dog sitting for my nana's pomeranian, shes a bitch
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Get the dog sitting mug.Face sitting, in simple terms, is when one person sits on another person’s face. Though any gender can be the face sitter, the woman sitting on the man’s face will be used in this definition. Depending on either one of the partner’s tastes, face sitting can be done with the sitting partner wearing pants, undergarments, dress, etc or wearing nothing.
There are numerous ways that a woman can sit on a man’s face.
Frontal: The woman sits on the man’s face with her back to his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her front (face, belly, etc).
Reverse: The woman sits on the man’s face while she faces the direction of his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her back.
Side: The woman sits on the man’s face with both of her legs on one side of his face or body. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would see her arms and her sides.
Partial Cover: A woman sits a part of her butt on the man’s face.
Full Cover: A woman sits her entire butt on the man’s face.
Hover: A woman “sits” on a man’s face while using her strength to hold her weight up; relieving the man’s face of the some of her pressure.
Full Weight: A woman sits flat on a man’s face, causing it to bear her sitting weight, in a way that “gets the load off her back”.
Face sitting can be categorized in one of five main categories (not inclusive); foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman as it maximizes her pleasure while minimizing strain on a man’s neck and upper body as well as the woman’s legs and knees. The full weight frontal face sit also offers this advantage. If this is done properly, foreplay does not last long as the woman demands moving into the next phase.
Domination: This is when the woman subjects the man to “forced face sitting”, where the man pretends to be unwilling to receive this treatment. Instead of applying whips and paddles to discipline a male or female submissive, a woman would force her butt on his or her face. She could subject her submissive to breath play (smother), controlled breathing, or forced breathing. Other forms of domination would include the woman using the man’s face as an unwilling seat cushion while she does activities she normally would do while seated.
Fantasy Role Play: This would be a lighter version of domination. No discipline or “forced” subjugation here, the man plays the role of a face seat cushion for a woman’s “sitting comfort”.
Mischief: When a woman sits on a man’s face just to be silly. One popular example is when a woman sits on a man’s face while he is passed out cold, then has a picture taken of her doing this.
Accident: One example, a woman on a platform stumbles backwards and falls on someone standing on ground level, causing both of them to fall on the ground, but not before her butt lands on his face.
Also known as “cunnilingusbatio” and “queening”.
There are numerous ways that a woman can sit on a man’s face.
Frontal: The woman sits on the man’s face with her back to his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her front (face, belly, etc).
Reverse: The woman sits on the man’s face while she faces the direction of his feet. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would “see” her back.
Side: The woman sits on the man’s face with both of her legs on one side of his face or body. If the man is lucky to “see” the woman, he would see her arms and her sides.
Partial Cover: A woman sits a part of her butt on the man’s face.
Full Cover: A woman sits her entire butt on the man’s face.
Hover: A woman “sits” on a man’s face while using her strength to hold her weight up; relieving the man’s face of the some of her pressure.
Full Weight: A woman sits flat on a man’s face, causing it to bear her sitting weight, in a way that “gets the load off her back”.
Face sitting can be categorized in one of five main categories (not inclusive); foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman as it maximizes her pleasure while minimizing strain on a man’s neck and upper body as well as the woman’s legs and knees. The full weight frontal face sit also offers this advantage. If this is done properly, foreplay does not last long as the woman demands moving into the next phase.
Domination: This is when the woman subjects the man to “forced face sitting”, where the man pretends to be unwilling to receive this treatment. Instead of applying whips and paddles to discipline a male or female submissive, a woman would force her butt on his or her face. She could subject her submissive to breath play (smother), controlled breathing, or forced breathing. Other forms of domination would include the woman using the man’s face as an unwilling seat cushion while she does activities she normally would do while seated.
Fantasy Role Play: This would be a lighter version of domination. No discipline or “forced” subjugation here, the man plays the role of a face seat cushion for a woman’s “sitting comfort”.
Mischief: When a woman sits on a man’s face just to be silly. One popular example is when a woman sits on a man’s face while he is passed out cold, then has a picture taken of her doing this.
Accident: One example, a woman on a platform stumbles backwards and falls on someone standing on ground level, causing both of them to fall on the ground, but not before her butt lands on his face.
Also known as “cunnilingusbatio” and “queening”.
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A popular figure of speech used to accuse or otherwise brand someone as being a liar. Often used when someone is conducting mysterious, shady business or they are trying to hide the truth.
Nick: "Hey man, what are you doing tonight?"
Salmen: "Nothing much."
Nick: "Do you want to hang out then?"
Salmen: "I can't."
Nick: "Why not?"
Salmen: "I'm busy."
Nick: "You have to stop sitting on pancakes man."
Salmen: "I'm not!"
Nick: "I can see the syrup running down your pants."
Salmen: "Nothing much."
Nick: "Do you want to hang out then?"
Salmen: "I can't."
Nick: "Why not?"
Salmen: "I'm busy."
Nick: "You have to stop sitting on pancakes man."
Salmen: "I'm not!"
Nick: "I can see the syrup running down your pants."
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Get the bits-shifting mug.Astral shifting is where the Shifter goes into the spirit world (astral plane) and shifts there. It can take a while to work yourself into the right frame of mind for this, so it's not as easy as aura shifting, which you can do anywhere and get away with. Dreaming of shifting into your animal form or of being in your animal form counts as Astral Shifting also.
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Get the astral shifting mug.When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!
by Jay April 23, 2005
Get the face sitting mug.Reality Shifting is basically moving your consciousness NOT your soul or body, to another already existing reality of your desire!it has been practiced from people for many centuries now but it became popular because of tik tok 2020.There was a lot of missinformation and lies about shifting on tik tok so you should be careful but there are many trustable shifters and sources to get information about it from! Shifting is not daydreaming nor lucid dreaming it feels exactly the same as this present moment you have all of your senses!YES YOU CAN SHIFT!There are many technics called "Shifting methods" that you don't really have to use but can be useful to help you reach to your desired reality (Dr) also known as Intended reality (Ir).Yes you can actually shift to a fictional world or to be an animal.Antishifters still find it hard to believe the reality of shifting but if YOU beleive that it's real then IT IS!Anyone is capable of it just by beleiving!GO AND SHIFT BABES!😌 And for those having doubts or being scared ...THERE IS NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF!No you are NOT gonna die or get stuck/stay forever to another reality unless that's what your desire!No it is not against any religions NO it is not dangerous.It requires your effort but you sure can!People in your desired realities are REAL don't mess with them!Take care and shift~
Person A: YOU WON'T BELEIVE WHAT I JUST DID!
Person B: You look very excited what is it?
Person A:Okay sit down i got to share this with you..I JUST CAME BACK FROM A REALITY SHIFTING!
Person B: You look very excited what is it?
Person A:Okay sit down i got to share this with you..I JUST CAME BACK FROM A REALITY SHIFTING!
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