mr sharkey

The wisest history teacher in all of Ireland, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations, loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's go boys

by 2167 September 20, 2020

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

Pencil and Sharpener theory

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

by Pitarz September 8, 2016

shark

POV: You are here from the definition of Urban Dictionary and decided to see what shark meant even though you already know what it means, and just want to see some random sexual definition.

Anyways, a shark is a sea creature.

Jimmy: *looks for the definition of Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary*
Also Jimmy: *sees the definition that contains the word shark*

Jimmy again: *looks for shark*
Shaniqua: ay lil timmy you ain gonna look up da definishin of shawrk becu you saw tha shi on th definitshin of urb dic right lil squart?

by DrizzyXL September 30, 2020

Shark Dicked

The act of getting fucked by two penises in one hole.

Sylvia got hammered last night and got shark dicked by Bryan and Steve.

by The Deepwater Thunder November 24, 2013

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

rapid shartation

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....

After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021