SeaMonkey Dealer

A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.

*Driving*

Man 1 : "Omg look at that seamonkey dealer"

Man 2 : "Yo drive faster"

by Twaggleton August 17, 2010

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Seamonkey

An individual who stems from distant Greek and Afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. The person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for sexual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.

Stop imlpying that you are Greek Mark, you are nothing more than an Seamonkey.

by Preachers August 24, 2010

Shomoney

A large eyepopping roll of money consisting of one large bill wrapped around and roll of one dollar bills.

Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.

Not having enough to impress the stripper into coming home with him, Big Ben whiped out a roll of shomoney knowing he could never have her any other way.

Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.

by Magorski January 29, 2010

Shamonie

Shamonie is usually a name that refers to a female who might turn into a tigress when C2H5OH is added to her. Generally seen with lacy bras and known to attract swedish men (greater than or equal to 5) Shes also known to be a buddy.

Oh my gawd! Hes messing with a 'Shamonie'!! Does he not care for his life?

by coolio98765432 March 24, 2009

Shamone

Originally coined by the great Michael Jackson, meaning, "come on". This incarnation was made new again by Whitney Huston on the television series, Being Bobby Brown. In a scene in which Whitney and Bobby go shopping for sunglasses, (findable on yout*be under,"Whitney and Bobby acting very crackish") Whitney enters the store feeling reeeeaaalllly good and exclaims, "Shamone!" This word now means. "I'm feeling so good today i just have to exclaim, "Shamone!"
-also, acceptable: Shamona!! for extra excitement!

-free pizza? Shamone!
-Gurlfriend, I look GOOD! Shamona!

by fiveashart May 24, 2014