snow seat

When after cumming in a a chick's ass she sits up to quickly and the jizz seeps out of her ass and onto what ever she is sitting.
Oh shit, Heather's mom was so pissed when she came home and saw the snow seat she left on the new couch.
by world champ crapper June 11, 2010
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King's Seat

I was on the King's Seat for 40 minutes.
by Dong Monster June 01, 2013
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Seat Bitch

An unusually large bitch who takes two airlines/bus seats for the price of one.
My flight was terrible... This Seat Bitch eat a cheese burger and made me do the Praying Mantis the entire flight.
by Biatch551 August 27, 2005
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Coveted Seat

If you are facing the back, the "coveted seat" is the seat on any public bus all the way on the back, against the window on the left. Usually supplemented with a small bar behind the sideways seat in front of you for resting your right foot on. The window, even better when clean, also acts as an arm rest for you're right arm in most cases. You have a good view of the stops coming ahead and can enjoy the breeze best on a warm day, and are pretty close to the heat vents on a cold day.
two people sitting uncomfortably next to smelly bums. one guy pulls the dinger thing and gets out of the seat in the back left corner of the bus. Dude just got off, coveted seat is now available
by Texas Mike O'Shayette December 09, 2010
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Seat Fillers

A person that brushes up against your life but never effects your life in the slightest. Seat fillers are those people out there that seem to be there just to prove that you and your friends and family are not the only ones on the planet.

A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.

I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.

Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.

At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.
The teller at my bank will not interact - if she is the perfect example is seat fillers she is an android of some sort - but I am not sure they have invented androids yet :)
by rustytango May 09, 2009
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Seat Grabber

When one takes a shit which puts you through so much pain that you take hold of the sides of the toilet seat, and raise yourself up about 1/2 inch and squeeze plastic and porcelain to try and take your attention away from the pain you are being dealt by the wide load leaving your body.
Person 1: That shit was huge!

Person 2: Seat Grabber?

Person 1: Yeah!

Person 2: Damn! You want the ice out of my Coke?
by cuffua8 January 08, 2013
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seat check

Anouncing that you are reserving your spot when you have to get up and get something.
"I'm gonna get a beer. Seat check."
by jolene January 15, 2004
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