Definitions by GlueBank

Orange Cat Energy 

Chaotically stupid behavior akin to that of an orange cat.

See the tale of jorts or "all orange cats share 1 brain cell" theory.

Jonathan's ability to frequently get himself stuck on the roof is some serious orange cat energy.

Orange Cat Energy by GlueBank March 4, 2023

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

Neck breaking seats by GlueBank January 8, 2020

closet sociopath 

Someone who seems really chill and relaxed but periodically suggests something very dark or unnerving.

"Jill seems like a real closet sociopath. Every time we play D&D she suggests torture."

closet sociopath by GlueBank February 28, 2017