schleb

Lazy Butt: doesnt want ot do anything and complains about others to take blame from himself

Grew is a schleb, and doesnt want to take responsibility for his actions.

by pimpinpoma123 March 3, 2007

schloube

a person who has intimate relations with farm animals.

Person 1: Dude, get that schloube out of my barn

Person 2: Yeah, I wouldnt trust me anywhere near your cow.

by Ted E. Bear July 30, 2008

schleusner

Someone who cannot function without coffee. Or. The act of being unable to function as a person without coffee.

This morning I was such a Schleusner until I had my coffee.

by Slappydee March 27, 2016

Schleb

Someone so undeniably awesome that even M.C. Hammer can't touch him.

Man, look at all those people talking to him. He must be a Schleb.

by Not Schleb February 7, 2009

Schlubby

big stanky fat ass pig of a slut

Wow does your girlfriend ever have a schlubby ass.

by Bitch&Warden April 25, 2006

Schlembob

A schlembob is a unit of distance. It is the number of dots you can draw with a sharp pencil in the space equal to that of 0.83cm. A schlembob is a personal number, as your pencil may be particularly sharp or your hand particularly steady!

I can draw 18 dots in the 0.83cm space, thus i have a schlembob number of 18.

by Alex Bunting December 1, 2004

Schlubby

Gross. Wet. Uncomfortable.

That vomit is hella schlubby, I ain't cleanin that ish

by Sassyscoot February 10, 2021