scenester 

The latest Pestilence/Epidemic or Craze to hit young people.

The Scenesters have the most appalling style of dress.

FEMALE
- Footless Tights often worn under a ultra short denim skirt with a black belt to support it, often used to "disguise" the fact that she isnt really a floozy but really is.
- Latitude Cap
- Any top that reveals any part of the shoulder (usually bra strap), cleavage or mid-riff.
- Croppy hair (normally dyed black but often blonde)
- Barbie Doll/Plastic looking faces.

MALE
- Hair put up into a Mohawk, often died but sometimes is grown long thus the hair comes over the eyes.
- "anarchy" t-shirts or shirts.
- Leather Pants

The Scenesters grammar and spelling is often appalling thus has an appalling command of the english language (even worse than the scenesters cousins - the wigga). They use spelling and "oompaloompa language" as Hay Nigz, and "lyk OMG hes so SXC" i mean what the fuck is that? it aint english.

Scenesters like to think they are there own culture but they are in reality just another sub-class of the prep culture - as long as everybody else is doing it then they are in reality preps

Scenesters are scum, hang them all

scenester by Brother Number One July 21, 2008

scenester 

(Acronym for Scene Kid ) - A Pathetic young person aged under 25 who blindly and mindlessly follows the flock like the Sheep they are but fit the description of: Males - Mohawks or Died hair and "punk" outfits although they know shit about the punk genre and only dress like a punk because its "in style". The female species of this diddicums group has choppy hair often with one side passing over either the left or right eye and is often dyed (usually black). In any cases Scenesters either listen to wussy poser "punk" bands (AKA "punk" bands that are actually on the top 40 or 50 or whatever charts and are overplayed on top 40/50 radio stns) ie. Blink 182, Greenday. or whatevers hot on the charts at current. Scenesters are another Sub-Group of Preps and chavs - sick fucks who like the sheep they are follow the crowd and dont know shit about individuality.

Those Scenesters - they need to be rounded at gunpoint to cathedral square, tied to that cone thingee and executed via firing squad for being poseurs - fuck them all, they die now

scenester by Brother Number One July 12, 2005

scenester 

Another form of popular or cool person starting at the age of twelve.scenesters shop at the most in brand name stores like Off The Wall ,American eagle,and West 49 .They each seem be different in style but really they think the same .humour is a big part there social life.nexopia is a favourite among scenesters because it allows them to fluant ther so called cool personallitys.

scenester girl:your a freak

normal person:why?

scenester:because you just randomly started saying things to sheri.
that isn't cool.
(sheri is her scenester friend who enjoys saying oh em gee and describing things that shed rather not do as barfing in an old man pants and make him dance.A common behavior of scenesters)

scenester by Aberdeen November 11, 2008

scenester 

a label created by people with nothing more interesting going on in their lives than analyzing other's motives for the way they dress/listen/act.
the same people, by the way, who are always so pissed that a band they like actually makes money, and really needs to let everyone know that they listened to these guys before they were big

Person 1: God, look at her hair, what a scenester. I bet she listens to Green Day!
Person 2: Whatever, dude, I'm gonna go play some pingpong, more interesting than deciding everyone besides you is posing

scenester by sandra dee January 11, 2009

scenester 

See: faggot

Look at that fucking faggot scenester, when will they grow up.

scenester by PENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS March 22, 2009

scenester 

*used to have short choppy hair
*now have long curled hair with bangs that are super
short, straight accross their forehead
*tapered pants
*hard core
*layered tops
*rite aide shoes
*made 'leggings' the "in" style
*made 'oversixed' sun glasses the "in" style
*all rave about myspace
*don't like being called "scene"

{me} oh my gosh! catherine tan you scenester!
{her} dang it! i hate scenesters!
{me} you don't even know who they are!
{her} . . .

scenester by Valerie "AZN-yeti" September 5, 2008

scenester 

One who is loyal to or/an originator of a particular scene. Scenesters are the first to realize that said scene is {cool}. The scenester is quickly followed by the {hipster}, who, in endless vain tries to become a {scenester}. The difference being that the true scenester will die with the scene, while the {hipster} moves on to {pose} within another scene/or more likely scenes.

The hipster fucks tried to move in on the Bay Area Underground Hip-Hop Scene, but the scenesters didn't take any $h*t and booted those fake motherfer's the f*$ck out.

scenester by Nicholai Hel August 30, 2005