SAWFT

SAWFT - lame, weak, unable.

Ron Hulett didn't show up to Burger night at Kings Key so he's SAWFT!

by SAWFTy July 25, 2017

Sattler

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.

Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"

Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"

Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"

by DirtyGreyhound6969 July 27, 2012

sattire

satt·ire
ˈsaˌtī(ə)r/
noun
the use of humorous, ironic, exaggerated, or ridiculous clothing to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

Wearing the Elton John outfit to the Republican dinner was Sattire at its finest

by Slap the Penguin December 6, 2014

saftey bong

plastic bongs

Give the toy the saftey bong,so he won't break the pyrex.

by sky May 7, 2003

mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

Saftey Scissors

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts

Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

by Littlepacie02 July 19, 2016

Sattler

Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy

Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy

by Captain_swags October 11, 2020