So I was out at The Lodge on a Sunday night all jacking up on some skank. For some reason she wouldn't put out when I flexed my biceps through my Affliction shirt. It doesn't matter, she looked all salamander foreskin anyways with her rotted out hair, cracky teeth and tits smelling like Jewel's meat department.
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the prettiest person ive ever seen id do anything to meet him they’re the sweetest and most perfect person ive ever met i would die to be in his presence
ro : oh yeah salem !!! i love him
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perhaps you shit a LOT in your Gonch
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SALIMG, shit a little in my gonch is something that happens when you receive a really funny text. responding to a text that is much too funny.
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Get the salamance mug.The simultaneous ejaculation of two penises into two distinct orifices of the same female. During this specific sexual encounter, both men are striving to ejaculate first; however, they do so in unison, creating the salami tie.
"I can't believe that Bruce and Jimmy finished in me at the same time. I totally thought that Bruce would cum first, but suddenly I was being filled from two ends at the same time. It was a classic salami tie."
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