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Resentment Wank

The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.
"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".
by Monko7 September 2, 2011
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Great Reset

An agenda set precedent by the stakeholders of the elite (i.e. WEF, UN, Interparliamentary Union, Group of 30, BiS, The Round Table & NGOs) who believe the population to be too numerous and mentally deficient in addressing the problems regarding resource availability and pollution.

The primary aims is to reduce the standard of living in all countries with lifestyle concessions in the form of UBI through either SDRs and/or CDBCs following an operandi modus of environmentalism propaganda, Gaia-Earth worship, and constant catastrophism of impending dooms. False flag operations includes spills to seize land, pandemics to seize control over movement, digital infrastructure shutdowns, the buying up of all farmland by Vanguard/Blackrock, the intentional destruction of economies through financial derivatives/rapid interest rate changes/bond defaults, global replacement of populations through proxy wars and refugee crises to kill the native populations and various other pontificated means of introducing increasing surveillance, control and other technocratic means as modelled in China for a new-era of neo-capitalist feudalistic corporatist fascism/technocratic scientific dictatorship. Privileges will be earned in proportion to the utility of the individual, and energy usage is tracked/behaviorally controlled through CO2 emissions. Forceful medical interventions (i.e. usage of GMOs, IoB devices, purported vaccines, Brain-Control Interfaces) as developed by DoD/DARPA will be applied.
The Great Reset is an opportunity to reimagine, reshape and redefine our world towards a more logical and refined basis, a path to direct the evolution of mankind and bring it to prosperity through global coordination without absolution. The hoi polloi lack the facilities and capabilities, as well as the means to be aware of their limitations. All humans will be assigned a utility score, as a product of their energy usage, their intelligence and cognitive-personality profiles to assess their technical capabilities. No more useless eaters will live to 90 and squander the resources, no more pink-hair dysphoric ill teenagers; drugs, enforced euthanasia, LGBTA+, wars, famines, restrictive laws and all necessary procurement of macroeconomically damaging policies of austerity will be used against the populations until total compliance and submission. Such inability to resist in face of open-determination can only mean that we, are the arbiters, of humankind and not the bug-villium that riddle this earth.
by Geopolitical Strategist February 21, 2023
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Reeses Peanut Butter Cups

Mmmmm, I'm so happy that most houses gave out Reeses Peanut Butter Cups this year!
by Aaron July 6, 2003
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Reserved

When two people are not dating but are going to date in the future. It's that middle stage between friends and boyfriend and girlfriend (or two same gender couples).
Rob: "Hey are you you and Jenna dating?"

Marcus: "No we're reserved, she'll be my girlfriend soon."

This term can be also related to being engaged to someone except rather it being between dating to marriage it's between friends and dating.
by Nicholas Bartholomew January 5, 2018
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Reese's puffs

Reese's puffs Reese's puffs. Peanut butter chocolate flavor..
by Smarter then everyone March 15, 2017
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do your own research

A term used by people too lazy to provide their own sources to back up their argument.
Vaccines cause cancer, do your own research.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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TonyO Reset

When all else fails in resolving an electrical or automation issue.
I have no idea how this works or where to start looking for what could be the problem here. I’m going to have to try the TonyO Reset.
by BigT1973 September 25, 2019
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