front running douchebag

"Fan" of a sports team, that is not near their home or birthplace, simply because the team is winning. Usually associated with the Pittsburgh Steeler's "Fans"

"Did you see that Front running Douchebag Steeler's fan?
I bet he lives in Ohio and never set foot in Pennsylvania!

by tailgate chef January 1, 2012

Joe Witt (Runner)

Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.

Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?

Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!

by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012

runningblack

An African-American football player in the runningback position. Related positions include quarterblack, lineblacker, cornerblack, fullblack.

-What position does Chris Johnson play?
~Runningblack.

by hithere:) February 22, 2011

runny guts

A term used to describe someone who's prone to vomiting and Or having major anxiety by a psychotic female.

Also can be used as a post apocalyptic name after radiation therapy.

"bro did you see that guy at the party? My dude drank 6 shots and he went runny guts."

"me and my gf got into a blue, she went crazy and made me runny guts"

"hey look it's runny guts? How's radiation city"

by Klatod June 18, 2019

Running of the Bullshit

The event usually held in Pamplona, Spain and usually called “Running of the Bulls,” was held in Madrid, this time in August 2019, when Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and a Ukrainian Representative talked further about absurd bullshit like CrowdStrike and digging up “dirt” on Hunter Biden.

This year the Running of the Bullshit event was subtly renamed and the venue was changed as well, to describe the inept and ignorant spy tactics used by the Mobster in Chief to attempt to once again cheat his way into the US Presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

Running of the Bunnies

A new event created to be more humane and fun for all participants which takes place in Pamplona, Spain that is replacing the previous “Running of the Bulls” event which was terribly violent and sometimes resulted in mortal injuries when the bulls gored those running in the event.

The Running of the Bunnies event is carefully planned to humanely prepare participating rabbits to not be truly frightened as they tear through the streets of Pamplona; they have all been properly hydrated and thoroughly prepped on the fact that it is an entirely nonviolent event.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

Running from the grind

Running from "the grind" is a phrase popularized by Bay Area rapper P-Lo and producer Cal-A. "The grind" represents the lifestyle of chasing a goal or a certain task. Tasks can include anything from working out to getting work done.

Did you hear about how Adam didn't show up for practice today?
Yeah, he's running from the grind.

by JoseGetTheGlue November 9, 2021