Rumstumper

A transradial amputee who consumes copious amounts of rum, and then inserts their stump into the vagina or anus of another individual.

Me: Hey Brad, I heard you took that chick Tassie from tinder out on a date. How did it go?

Brad: Oh, you know, we watched a movie, had some rum, and then I gave her a good old stumping.

Me: Oh Brad, you little rumstumper.

by Happy Flaps June 24, 2017

Nick Rumsey

What can I say... other than the living definition of a legend.

Literally everyone: “Nick Rumsey is an absolute legend.”

by JoeUNoU May 6, 2021

rumson

a town in New Jersey where only the really rich and the white live. people there enjoy doing drugs and flaunting their wealth. everybody is stuck up and snobbish.

teacher: "where are you from"
student: "rumson"
teacher: "oh you must be really rich and annoying then"

by rumsonite November 22, 2009

rumson fair haven regional high school

Rumson fair haven is a badass place to be educated, the students and faculty are absolutely reckless in the most incredibly positive way ever... It is the farthest thing from ethnically diverse in terms of the student body, and it rains money in rumson in particular. The diversity among the whites, however is definitiely apparent-- consisting in the form if ivy-league attending socialites, this year currently at around 15 attendees, to the waste-of-life students that are sent to reject states such as wyoming every year for rehab because of their psychotic, excessive drug use... Let us not, however, generalize... We can not possibly make the mistake of forgetting the band and color guards, and their pathetic attempts at what they call performances and entertainment. The audience is often conflicted with the.question of what is worse?? Boo-ing them off the beautifully turfed football field (here we go boiiiizzz) perhaps crushing their hearts, or even worse-- keeping quiet while they continue to embarrass themsleves with their out of tune tuba's and bizzarre uniforms that look more like halloween costumes..... Hahaha the football teamy took states this year, for the first time in HISTORY! We are legends!!!! Let's go dawgs!

Rumson fair haven regional high school suxx
Bro you drunk??? Lol

by wherethefismyfriendmary December 22, 2010

Rumspringa

Occurs when amish kids reach adulthood and are given freedom to run wild.

Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!
Kaylee : What the hell is is problem?
Chad : Oh I let Steve off for a couple weeks so he could go on a Rumspringa!
Kaylee : He's not amish!
Chad : No but it's always been his dream to have a threesome with two amish girls!
Kaylee : Well im sure after about 2 minuntes around him they will go back to there amish culture!
Chad : I don't know once they see his hairy bush im sure they will want more! Mmmm! Maybe I should go with Steve on his Rumspringa!
Kaylee : Well at least he wont be running around here jacking off for the next few weeks!
Chad : Oh Kaylee until Steve get's back from his Rumspringa your going to be the weekend bitch!
Kaylee : God Damn't I think going to become Amish!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you would be such a cute little amish chick! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kaylee : Go jack off in the closet you fucktard!
Steve : Rumspringa Motherfuckers!

by SlopNChop October 24, 2018

Rumsuckling

The act of sucking a lactating breast of a woman who is in the process of defacating (toilet optional).

Christy just ate McDonalds and had to use the bathroom, but John still wished for the milking breast so the rumsuckling commenced.

by Rumsucklers January 8, 2009

Rumski

Slang term for rum and coke when ordering at a bar.

Yo Eric get me a rumski. Tonight is going to get weird

Shit bitch, you need to stop drinking all that sugar. I'm getting you a rumski light.

by TAMU03 April 7, 2010