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Rumstumper 

A transradial amputee who consumes copious amounts of rum, and then inserts their stump into the vagina or anus of another individual.
Me: Hey Brad, I heard you took that chick Tassie from tinder out on a date. How did it go?

Brad: Oh, you know, we watched a movie, had some rum, and then I gave her a good old stumping.

Me: Oh Brad, you little rumstumper.
Rumstumper by Happy Flaps June 24, 2017
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rumpthumper 

A person who will hump the shit out of someone's behind, usually until sore. Happens to either males or females.

Can also be used as a compliment, usually to someone who fucks a lot, or is really hot and gets girls.
That guy is such a rumpthumper, or Dude! She just got rumpthumped!
rumpthumper by rumpthumper March 27, 2011
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rumpjumper 

An enthusiastically homosexual male.
Ooh, Chrithtopher, you rumpjumper you!
rumpjumper by sbo August 17, 2011

rumphumper 

Someone who likes to plow guys in the ass.
Graham was accused of being a rumphumper when he was caught ass plowing his boss Tad.
rumphumper by Nikolai88 January 16, 2008

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
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Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
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