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Rubber Receipt

After railing a chick with a condom on, you go flaccid while still inside her. When you pull out, the condom stays up inside her. To cause less embarassment to both parties, kindly yank the condom out of her, just like grabbing the receipt.
"Sorry Jill. I just made a deposit....let me grab the receipt." --hence a rubber receipt
by rmbs2023 March 17, 2008
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Rubem

A Rubem is a kind of bunny that lives in strawberry fields. It's known for being very cute and amazingly smart as well as for being very hard to catch. Having a Rubem it's considered as a lucky thing and people even say that it can make you happy forever. Wheter this is true or not, the fact is that a Rubem is a great thing that can make lucky people very happy.
Last december I got a Rubem and I've been happy ever since
by DumbestChipmunk August 26, 2009
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rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.
The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.
by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015
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Rubbersatomniopath

(Ruh-bur-suh-toh-m-nee-oh-path)

When you are addicted to having too much to drink at a pub/getting high/being an idiot, and everything feels like rubber. You are rubber, the world is rubber, god is rubber.
Person: Did you know Leah is a Rubbersatomniopath? She was running around last night yelling, "everything is rubber!"
by LatteTheLatte January 31, 2021
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busted rubber band

The meaning of which your asshole is stretched too far and is beyond repair and is busted!
I went to fart but shit my pants by accident due to my busted rubber band.
by sal45877 July 15, 2014
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Ruben

Ruben is a closed book at the beginning but after you get to know him you can never close that book again, just don’t joke around about serious stuff then he won’t talk to you until you explain what u meant in the joke. Rubens are great listeners and love his sleep. They can talk about how amazing the world is and then he’ll turn back to the funny guy he was before and it will always freak you out. He loves all his friends and is very protective about the friendships he has especially with his female friends, he’s very protective of them and gets annoyed when people suspect them to be dating. So if you have a Ruben, what ever u do don’t let him go and be honest and proud to have him because he’s the best thing in your life.
Person 1: hey Lola some people where saying that you like Ruben?

Lola: umm...... well
Ruben: well that’s wrong because it’s not anyone’s problem to know who Lola likes so who ever told you that is lying and don’t go spreading more shit about it okay.
Person 1: okay I won’t

Lola: thank you for telling me, Ruben let’s go

Ruben: okay fine
by I got the real urban boys October 28, 2019
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Big Rubbery One

Slang. Refers to the flaccid state of the penis after experiencing something that causes one to become unaroused.
"Strangers with this kind of honesty make me go a big rubbery one, if you know what I mean."
by monobrau May 1, 2008
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