RetroAchievements

RetroAchievements is a website to play retro games like Atari and NES titles on emulators and earn achievements in them. Also newer consoles like N64, PSX and Nintendo DS are supported. The achievements on the site are made by players for players and contain achievements for game progress, finding easter eggs and a lot other creative challenges. The players can show their progress to other users on their profile and also submit highscores and best times of minigames and races to compete with other players to be the best. The number of supported games increases every week and there are special events to make playing the games even more fun. The best thing, it's for free!

A: Did you master the Sonic set on RetroAchievements already?
B: Yeah, I finished the last achievement today.

by SporyTike January 16, 2020

Retromanny

A person who loves Microsoft games and uses Xbox the most. They tend to work out a lot and get lots of ladies.

Person: "I just ordered the Xbox series X! Man, I can't wait to play 2k!"
Person 2: "Wow, you're such a Retromanny! Anyways, lets go to the park later to exercise and play Pokemon Go."

by AMONGUSSUSSUS March 7, 2021

Retrodank

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.

Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.

by Noah Craig November 18, 2021

retroed

1. someone decked out in retro clothes.

2. a retrosexual

"mike is so retroed now."

by starlightv July 11, 2005

Retrocringe

When you later remember something you drunkenly did, usually something embarrassing.

Oh my god, I just had a total Retrocringe about last night!

by T_girl February 4, 2010

mercury retrograde

A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches

I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE

by justapaperbag July 26, 2006

Retro Babe

A drop-dead gorgeous or scorchingly hot woman who looks like she could have stepped right out of a classic Hollywood film or a vintage pin-up. She can be classy, suggesting someone like Lauren Bacall or Audrey Hepburn or (the young!) Katherine Hepburn, or a sexbomb, like Bettie Page or Jayne Mansfield Pamela Green or Sophia Loren. Her vintage beauty and/or sexiness can be that of any period from the 1920s to the mid-60s. Hippie chicks do NOT count, nor do women whose looks, however attractive, suggest a 70s roller disco queen or an 80s music video.

Director Tim Burton's ex-girlfriend Lisa Marie (the actress, NOT Elvis's daughter) was a real retro babe when she played Vampira in ED WOOD. So was Jennifer Connelly back before she got too skinny. Anna Nicole Smith was almost a retro babe, back before she porked out and the media revealed what her intelligence and personality were like.

by Ian McDowell July 24, 2008