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Rogansplaining

Mansplaining but from a small child named rogan who knows everything about the world and he knows more than you so he will tell you exactly why you’re wrong.
Rogan: which country is this the flag for?
Grandpa: England

Rogan: fuck no grandpa England isn’t a country you’re so dumb!
Sister: stop rogansplaining everything.
by pukkabug January 7, 2023
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Roganimn

A Someone who annoys the living fuck out of you, or a social party.

B Someone who doesn't own at many games.

C An alternate South-Wales name for "Renegade Lemonade"
Examples;
A "That fucking Roganimns a fucking cunt."

B "Dude, he's almost as bad as a Roganimn."

C "Chris, Pass me the... The... The Ren... The Rene.. The Rog... The Roganimn."
by ph34r73h3viL October 18, 2008
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retan

RETAN: i'm still a virgin.
RAID: we know.
by Retan January 7, 2010
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Rogan

A Rogan is a unit of measurement equal to the exact height of Joe Rogan, 3.33", also equal to the average man's big toe when measured from tarsometatarsal joint to the tip.

Rogans are always rounded up to whole numbers, and never given in decimal points.

The Rogan has proved to be a useful method of measurement. Most normal human male are 22-23 Rogans tall. Typically, men inside the normal range cooperate well with each other.

As a general rule, adult men 20 Rogans in height and under are never to be trusted. 21 Rogans is extremely questionable. An adult male of only 21 Rogans in height should be supervised by actual men until they have proven themselves worthy of inclusion in normal society.

Unfortunately, this useful unit of measurement is mostly used by height supremacists to ridicule short men obsessed with obtaining more lollipops and fancy pants in their lives. Ie Joe Rogan
by Christobear April 6, 2021
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Rohan

The most amazing person in the world with a huge penis and can slay all the pussies in town
*sigh* I love Rohan
by Rohans Best Friend December 30, 2014
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rodan

A large prehistoric pteradon. Often in Japanese Daikaijuu films.
by Slough in a Shoe September 23, 2003
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rotang

Check out that rotang
by hgvjfcjhfgjnb, May 3, 2008
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