When you're happily browsing the internet with a great big smile on your face, browsing your news feeds, browsing web comics, searching porn and chatting to your girlfriend(s) on facebook and MSN when suddenly your router cuts off, your router goes on its period and cuts your connection off and you have to trail all the way to your deep dark computer room with the 100 year old desktop computer, risking your life on the deadly wires of doom, before unplugging the router and replugging it...
only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
only to find you needed to turn off and on your wifi on your laptop.
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 14, 2010
Get the Router Rape mug.Inhabitant of a typical run down council estate comprising of identikit semi-detached houses with stone chipped walls complete with rotting window and door frames. Hi-rise flats and maisonettes are also often found in these appalling shit holes which can be found in almost any city in the UK.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.
Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences together such as ‘get the f*ck in here now you little c*nts before I dek yah!’ when calling their kids in for their tea, playing outside in the burnt out shell of a stolen XR3I on the deteriorating, cart track like street.
Ronkers are thieving dole scroungers, scruffy bastards, have no personal hygiene and are the biggest contributors of turning a pleasant area into a complete shit hole. They are the very low of society and should be avoided by normal people.
A Ronker’s home will usually stink of dog & cat piss and carpets will be thread bare; the original fabric pattern almost totally lost in the thick black greasy grime trodden into the ancient carpet. Other furniture will equally be worn and dirty, often most of it stolen out of skips and the council dump.
Ronker homes are easily spotted from the outside with the main giveaway being the 3 feet long grass in the garden with car engines, old mattresses and televisions with the screen put through amongst it all. Finally, to top it off, copious amounts of dog excrement can be found on the garden path and around the front door.
Appearance wise, a Ronker can be spotted in the wild by the greasy hair, dirty skin and clothes and generally scruffy appearance. When in close proximity, you will find that they typically smell of a mixture of body odour (because they never get a bath) dirt, chip pan grease etc. They will usually have more than the average offspring which grow into chavs due to their parent’s lack of education, alcohol addiction and complete lack of any skill to enable them to get a job. Their language consists of the average commoner’s vocabulary stringing sentences together such as ‘get the f*ck in here now you little c*nts before I dek yah!’ when calling their kids in for their tea, playing outside in the burnt out shell of a stolen XR3I on the deteriorating, cart track like street.
Ronkers are thieving dole scroungers, scruffy bastards, have no personal hygiene and are the biggest contributors of turning a pleasant area into a complete shit hole. They are the very low of society and should be avoided by normal people.
A Ronker can be found in any inner city council estate. Just go to the most run down area you can find and you will see what I mean. Can also be spelt as 'Wronker'
by Ade October 24, 2005
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A badass hoodrat from the upper Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia. Known amoungst his peers as the indisputable "Export" champion, "Roter" can be found booring out chizzle tip nozzles in the Notorious "poo creek" of Avalon on any given Sunday, giving him that competitive edge over his common place counterparts. When he isn't painten...busten fat rhymes...weaving puffy laces or eating mulberries at one of Avalons many exclusive Coffee lounges. He can be found in the ocean pool kickboarding for hours at a time, strengthening his legs, in preparation for any mad chases he may cop throughout the week practicing his choosen method of funk...20 colour fill throwups complete with care bear stencil accents...If you see this man in the street, don't be shy. Say hi, drop a few names, participate in some dusties on the servo...Or just a friendly game of Scissor, paper, rock...It's all good...It's all Hip Hop.
A badass hoodrat from the upper Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia. Known amoungst his peers as the indisputable "Export" champion, "Roter" can be found booring out chizzle tip nozzles in the Notorious "poo creek" of Avalon on any given Sunday, giving him that competitive edge over his common place counterparts. When he isn't painten...busten fat rhymes...weaving puffy laces or eating mulberries at one of Avalons many exclusive Coffee lounges. He can be found in the ocean pool kickboarding for hours at a time, strengthening his legs, in preparation for any mad chases he may cop throughout the week practicing his choosen method of funk...20 colour fill throwups complete with care bear stencil accents...If you see this man in the street, don't be shy. Say hi, drop a few names, participate in some dusties on the servo...Or just a friendly game of Scissor, paper, rock...It's all good...It's all Hip Hop.
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irrational, narrow minded individual given to spouting misinformation and dangerous, disruptive lies LOUDLY out of fear or in defense of their prejudices and selfish interests.
plural: igno-ranti
irrational, narrow minded individual given to spouting misinformation and dangerous, disruptive lies LOUDLY out of fear or in defense of their prejudices and selfish interests.
plural: igno-ranti
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1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table
2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. Is used to route packets of data around multiple networks and makes decisions on where they go using a router table
2. Is used by the RTS general for humping to ensure that packets obey him an go where they are supposed to go
1. The router sent packet A to network 192.168.34.5 from network 140.135.34.56 using its router table to decide
2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
2. The packets weren't going where they were supposed to go, so the RTS General humped it to make them obey
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