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mitt romney

To change your position in order win favors or votes.
"She told Jane she hated Madonna. The she pulls a Mitt Romney and tells me she loves Madonna."
mitt romney by SkyScott June 13, 2007

Willard Romney 

A politician whose middle name is Mitt. His lips move but his hair doesn't.
"We have tough gun laws in Massachusetts; I support them." - Willard Romney in 2002.
"I will preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Willard Romney in 2004.
"I proposed that everyone must either purchase a product of their choice or demonstrate that they can pay for their own health care. It's a personal responsibility principle. ... It applies to people who are excessively using the free-care pool, and some incentive to avoid that is appropriate. But it's not a tax." - Willard Romney in 2006.
"Let Detroit Go Bankrupt." - Willard Romney in 2008.
"There was a fear that the whole economic system of America would collapse -- that all of our banks, or virtually all, would go out of business. In that circumstance, President Bush and Hank Paulson said we've got to do something to show we're not going to let the whole system go out of business. I think they were right to do that." - Willard Romney in 2010.
Willard Romney by JeffGannon August 21, 2012

Willard Mitt Romney 

Romney's full name. Oddly enough, he didn't like being called Willard, and chose to go by his middle name instead.

His father, George Romney, named him after hotel magnate J Willard Marriott and his uncle Milton Romney (nicknamed Mitt).
Willard Mitt Romney or Barack Hussein Obama. Either way, we'll have a president with a weird name.
Willard Mitt Romney by JeffGannon August 14, 2012

Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper 

To flip-flop to make yourself look good for Southern Social Conservatives.

To run for senate Governor in Massachusetts supporting Gay Rights and Pro-Choice values, then switching your position when you run for President.

To Take credit for Social Programs that you did not support and in some cases vetoed. Taking credit for balancing the Massachusetts state budget while claiming that you are not a big spender.
To interfere with the States veiws to look good national
"Don't vote of a Mitt Romney Flip-Flopper" you'll never know what he supports.

mitt romney ads 

Stupid video ads that pop up on any site that have to do with the Republican politician Mitt Romney and usually take up to 30 seconds wasting your time.
Person: oh look ___ made a new video!
*opens youtube video*
*ad pops up and says*: "Mitt Romney is a your future."
Person: -_- fucking mitt romney ads... *waits 17 seconds*

Shit Romney 

An aspiring Politician with a knack for sticking his head up his ass!
When is ol' Romney, going to stop being a Shit Romney?
Shit Romney by Mr. PARKIN February 6, 2020