a cluster of vehicles on the freeway, one in each lane, all driving the same too-slow speed, that are impossible to pass because they are positioned nearly side by side
by LaLaLander17 March 2, 2009
Get the rolling roadblock mug.When you get caught behind two fat chicks walking slow in a narrow hallway and there isn't enough room to pass
Jed - "Yo Dennis why you late? The meeting started 10 minutes ago."
Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
Dennis - "Bro I couldn't help it I got caught behind a Samoan Roadblock coming back from my smoke break."
by Fresno Bob September 28, 2017
Get the Samoan Roadblock mug.The act of one male putting his genitals, both dick and balls, into the mouth of another male or female.
Example 1:
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.
Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?
Andrew: Sure!
Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
I heard these horrible wet retching fallowed by gagging sounds the other day but it turned out to be someone getting roadblocked.
Example 2:
Steven: Hey Andrew. Want to get roadblocked again?
Andrew: Sure!
Steven: Say "Ahhhhh."
by SKetchpro September 16, 2011
Get the Roadblock mug.(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012
Get the douchebag roadblock mug.Vehicles traveling side by side, purposely going under the speed limit, preventing other drivers from passing in any way. It's totally maddening, unless you're one of the drivers- then it's hilarious.
I'm stuck on 95 behind three idiots making an Alabama roadblock across all the lanes and I can't get around them!
by rad sugar July 3, 2014
Get the alabama roadblock mug.When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.
by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011
Get the Puerto Rican Roadblock mug.Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008
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