Texas Oil Rigger

The Texas Oil Rigger is the act of a man inserting his erect penis into his partner's anus whilst the man is peeing. When he removes his penis, the contents of his partner's anus, along with his urine, will come spilling out, simulating petroleum oil spewing from an oil rig.

"Man, my wife let me do the Texas Oil Rigger on her last night! It took days to clean up the bad man, I'm telling you. You have GOT to try it some time!"

"Yeah Mary, I think I'm going to totally let Chris do the Texas Oil Rigger on me. I'm kinda nervous, but I really like him."

by Nigger Cream April 23, 2018

rigger monkey hemmorhoids

Special sensors that allow the wordrigger monkeyword maximum ability to steer the entry of rigger's cocks into his manhole

Cats gots to have their whiskers. Rigger Monkeys gots to have their rigger monkey hemmorhoids.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

Augie: this whole system's rigged, and we all know the riggers

Nick: FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS THIS COUNTRY'S BEEN RUN BY A-

by AugieAugieAugieYou'reANi- March 21, 2021

Oil Rigger

The act of sticking one or more fingers into someone's anus (clothed or not) while shouting,"Oil Rigger" in a country accent. Best used when the victim is bending over, walking up stairs, or standing in front of you. The reverse reach around Oil Rigger is also always a challenge.

I definitely penetrated the bootyhole when I gave that dude an Oil Rigger on the escalator.

I gave Jimmy the dirtiest rusty hook after I Oil Rigged his fart box.

by Silky J Johnston August 30, 2013

Dirty Rigger

A person who will put you in a noose and get on you like a tire swing

"That Dirty Rigger stole my Grandma for some reason"
"Don't look at me, you're a dirty rigger"

by Forever2297 July 19, 2022

rigger

A slur used against full humanoid robots.

Robot: Sir, do you want a paper or plastic bag? Human: Just give me a paper bag you fuckin' rigger.

by The Internet Guide November 9, 2020

Rigger hugger

The term given to an individual that is obsessed with rowing beyond normal hobby. Too much knowledge pertaining to the sport is stored in their brain.

“Man why does Dan know every winner of that boat from the past 15 years”

“He’s just a rigger hugger leave him alone”

by Osargeo March 27, 2025