Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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Jadua's revision

Do not revise before playing video because afterwards when you play you will forget everything you revised.
Follows jadua's revision to revise properly
by Jadzz October 18, 2020
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person 2: "nah"

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person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 1: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence v2**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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revision

a phrase used to cover up that you are really wanking (and get them to leave you alone while you do it)
you: im going to go do some revision now

parent: oh good i wont bother you
by Thelgend101 June 14, 2013
mugGet the revisionmug.

Revise

Re-examine and make alterations to
"revise"
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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Alter true facts or series of events to make the true situation work in ones favour so they don't look so bad. Someone who manipulates past events or conversations so they become the victim instead of the bully.
She revised (revises) history to people don't know that she was that cause of all the issues.

She revised history so people will think she is the victim.
by Gem Singer March 28, 2017
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person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"

person 2: "nah"

person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"

person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*

person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*

person 2: *dies*

person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*

penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
mugGet the penis gang **revised example sentence**mug.

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