scrotal rejection

When a girl or woman sees her boyfriend naked for the first time and his scrotum is so ugly that she doesn't want to see him anymore.

Everything was going so fine until I got dumped out of scrotal rejection.

by Mr. DNA November 19, 2004

planned rejection

A strategy that recently divorced people, trying to get back into the dating scene, use to experience rejection as they re-insert themselves into the dating scene. The objective is to deliberately experience rejection by someone who is known to be unattainable (owing to relationship status, class, or behavioural and physical attributes), in order to overcome a fear of rejection.

Bald, stumpy Louie pulled a planned rejection with that hot waitress to get the courage to ask out Amanda.

by Ian C. Curtis May 7, 2007

urban rejection

what one suffers from when urban dictionary notifies you of their decision to not publish what you thought was an awesome submission.

No, Sally, I can't come outside and play. I am coiled up in a fetal position crying, as I have a severe case of urban rejection.

by lynsioux June 12, 2009

Halm Hound Rejection

When a woman follows you around like an abandoned puppy. But once you try and make romantic advances towards her, she will reject anything more than being friends.

John: Hey where'd your puppy go man?

Nick: I don't know. Once I tried to talk to her about going on a date sometime, she said she just wanted to be friends.

John: Halm Hound Rejection?

Nick: Yep, Halm Hound Rejection...

by Mr. Betes July 5, 2012

vide-ho rejection

When a fine brizzle, most commonly your girlfriend, turns down your offer to be one of the hot girls in your upcoming rap video.

Duder 1: "Shit dude! My girl says she won't be the bitch giving me a massage in our video. She says it's degrading."

Duder 2: "Damn dude, that's a shitty vide-ho rejection. Guess we'll just have to get a finer brizzle to do it. She can't say you didn't offer!"

Duder 1: "Yea doggy, this video is going to be the shit! I'm gettin a happy ending!"

by westfalia January 20, 2010

Rejection

Every boys/girls worst nightmare.
This is when a girl (or boy) fancies someone and finally asks them out but they say "no"
It usually occurs when they don't like you back or are sexually attracted to a different type of sex.

Michael: "Aw, Amy rejected me ;("
Odhran: "The rejection is real rn"
end.

by I fucked your ma August 2, 2016

revection

When you see something so horrible your penis completely retreats into your body.

That girl was so ugly it gave me a revection.

by MaryRose April 25, 2007