Retrobate

When you want to masturbate but you are so lazy that you masturbate yesterday Instead.

Lucy asked me if I had masturbated in anticipation of our potential fornication. I informed her that I had intended to but just retrobated instead. It’s quicker to remember than to hastily tug your member.

by Gyorni Vatueil July 29, 2018

Retrofag

Retrofag is a person who buys old video games, old music, old technology and spends a lot of time with it as a hobby. It is also used to describe playing old games, old music, using old tech for fun.

I'm going over Charlie's to retrofag this weekend.

by nyanpire June 13, 2020

retrotard

by the way this word is mine! all mine! you're not allowed to use it without my consent! um,ya. the definition is above...

you're a freaking retrotard, you retrotard!

by ozphactor March 14, 2003

Retrobate

When you doing something bad, but old enough to be doing it old school

You bunch of retrobates, when out with old people doing wrong who should know better.

by Soprano240 March 24, 2017

retrofade

One whos glory has faded, long ago

Retrofad at bsf

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

Retrofarien

1. Someone who only wears retro clothing and nothing else.

2. Someone who does/buys something months after the craze has passed

3. Scene kids are sometimes retrofariens

1. Dude look at that guy and his flare jeans...his such a retrofarien


2. 'Dude, do you remember pokémon red?'

'Yea...'

'Well look at him over there playing it on his gameboy colour, he's such a retrofarien'

by Mosher_Dude3 March 29, 2009

retrotarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.

A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".

by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010