Retardipated

The point of one's attraction to another person is so overwhelming or all-consuming, they start acting like a retard. (Usually at least one degree past twitterpated.)

"My roommate is so ass-over-teacup for this dude, she's acting like a total retard. She's retardipated over him."

by MoniTheButt December 3, 2013

ricardo retardo

When you get very intense war flashbacks from something. Some flashbacks may be of thumb man, or Noah. The scariest of all flashbacks is Ricardo. The reason for this is because only retards see him, hence the name retardo ricardo. Another scary part is that he makes anyone gay with his sexy pecs and biceps. And lets not forget his charm.

You know noah?
Ya, thumb man?
Bro, you just gave me ricardo retardo flashbacks

by eRecTiLE rEPtilE 69 May 13, 2019

retardican

High-profile pseudo-celebrities such as Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh, who when confronted with fact, respond with name calling and personal attacks, instead of a rebuttal with an equally compelling point of view. More aggressive than the demotard, the retardican uses catch phrases and repetition to instill fear of total collapse under any other leadership or system of values other than their own.

I could tell they were retardicans when they responded to the Presidents request for an "on-air, fully transparent discussion" with , "this could be a trap" instead of embracing this as an opportunity to work together to accomplish a goal.

by ronchee 1 3 February 13, 2010

retardo

A person that is Mexican and also Retarded.

"That man at tacobell forgot the cheese. What a retardo."

by Josh Pimpington December 15, 2007

Retardosaurus Rex

Weight: over 200 lbs (90 kg)

Hight: 6"0' (1,80m) or taller

Its face looks like its ass

Lives in urban Copenhagen, sometimes spotted in Sweden,
Germany and Calgary. In other words, they are spreading across the globe...

Mates with sheep and dogs

Eats anything

Loves to "find" bikes

Mating ritual involves getting drunk and screaming profanities

The sex appeal of the male Retardosaurus is very low, hence it seldomly finds a spouse and is therefor a endangered species

If spotted DO NOT APPROACH IF YOU WEAR SHORT SKIRTS, carries a variety of diseases

Jonny: "Oh maaaan that girl I hooked up with yesterday was so hot!"
Oliver: "Dude, she looked like a sheep!"
Jonny:"Ye so she's hot!"
Miguel:"You could just as well tried a dog man..."
Jonny:"I do love dogs..."
Oliver:"Why does your face look like your ass anyways?"
Jonny:"I can't help that, don't make fun of me :-("
Oliver & Miguel:"Stupid Retardosaurus Rex..."

by Bigger & Fanker March 7, 2009

retardified

The act of having made something that otherwise wasn't retarded before retarded

Don't upgrade to Mozilla FireFox 0.9.1: It retardified my computer.

by KyleJCrb July 4, 2004

Retardijuano

The male form of "Retardijuana". Someone who acts high all the time even when they are not. Someone who laughs at everything, even if it is not funny at all.

Person 1: "Why is Billy foaming at the mouth, making weird noises, being abnormally hyper, and laughing at things that aren't funny at all?"
Person 2: "I don't know...maybe he's high?"
Person 3: "Billy wouldn't be high, he's just a retardijuano!"

by Ferrari94 March 28, 2009