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Retard rap

A sub-genre of rap usually characterized by overly repetitive song structure, unintelligible lyrics, obnoxious melodies, and excessive posturing and label-flashing by the artist.

A classic example of this would be "Crank That" by Soulja Boy.
Nick: Could you distinguish a single English word in the song we just heard?
Mike: Hell no, but what can you expect? It's retard rap.
by Naju February 26, 2008
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retahd

1) retard, except said with a boston accent.
1) That fuckin' retahd hit my cah.
by George K. March 28, 2005
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retard shoes

Any shoe with a Velcro closure. This stems for the assumption that tying laces is too difficult for a mentally challenged person, hence the Velcro. More often than not, these shoes tend to be some sort of cheap athletic shoe.
1)Dude, no club is gonna let you in with them retard shoes!

2)I ain’t going no place with you in them retard shoes! Damn, dont you have any self respect!
by Slang Monitor December 13, 2008
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retail amnesia

The effect a store has on you when you enter. You arrive and forgot what you came to purchase, so you wander around the store trying to remember.
I went to Target last night for toothpaste and got retail amnesia. I spent $75 on crap I didn't need and forgot the toothpaste I needed.
by SteelerPP April 6, 2012
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retard dong

The unexplainable excessive growth of a mentally challenged mans dong. An evolutionary trait brought about to make up for a lack of other senses and abilities.
Retard dong AKA the "rainmaker" is often seeked out by overbearing women with a strong desire to find purpose.
Toby is slow, but man can he fuck. He's got that retard dong.
by Manuterus May 14, 2015
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Rule Retard

(n) An individual in a position of limited authority whose strict dogmatic adherance to the rules is often at the cost of everyone's general wellbeing and common sense.

Typically it applies to individuals who become drunk with their moderate amount of power.
That teacher was such a rule retard that she suspended a student for taking Ibuprofen.
by Crubaka September 2, 2009
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non-retard unit

A unit of measurement from the International System of Units (SI).
Or a unit from a measurement system with a specific purpose, for example electronvolt in the context of nuclear physics.
-How hot is it outside?
-About 35 degrees.
-Fahrenheit?
-In non-retard units
by palibatya May 8, 2017
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