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Dial a retard

The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.
Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
by monkeybar July 6, 2011
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Red Hat Retard

People who wear red MAGA hats.
The monster truck show is expected to have a lot of red hat retards in attendance.
by Cage Britney December 20, 2018
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retarded monkey fuck

Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
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went retarded in his face

An act of defiance that gets an A+ for balls and a F- for brains.
What happened to Chet? An Angel was giving Chet shit so Chet went retarded in his face. Not very smart that Chet.
by knowman July 13, 2011
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dumbass retard

A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.
Me: Shelly is a dumbass.

Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.

Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.
by Dylan Koppinger June 23, 2006
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retardedism

Someone who is more than reatared and has a sickness of being stupid
I thick he he has retardedism
by Crazy@C May 20, 2017
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retarded island

when you smoke weed and get fucking stupider then a retard
i am officially on retarded island after that blunt
by evan martin123 May 2, 2018
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