The activity reluctantly carried out when the technology has gone wrong and you need to call the help desk. A long and frustrating call follows before you are either told to do something totally irrelevant or are given an incident number with more digits than atoms in the known universe - or both.
Joe: Hey, that server's down again.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
Bill: Yeah, I guess its dial a retard time.
Joe: Oh no, not those fuckers.
by monkeybar July 6, 2011
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Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
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Get the went retarded in his face mug.A person who acts really stupid, and your not sure if he or she is a retard or a dumbass. So you just say dumbass retard.
Me: Shelly is a dumbass.
Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.
Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.
Friend: No dude, I think she's is just retarded.
Me: Well then she's a dumbass retard.
by Dylan Koppinger June 23, 2006
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