reconfuckulate

To do something over again in an attempt to do better, all the while fucking it up worse than before. Repeating any act & doing worse than the original.

" Dammit! I had all my shit right where I wanted it , then the "old lady" had to go and reconfuckulate everything."

"If You don't do as I say, I'm going to reconfuckulate your face!"

by DickFittswell October 1, 2013

reconnect with nature

What a girl says after engaging in fatherless activities or behaviors. This often happens the following morning or day after a night out. If you hear this phrase you know she was treeshin, doing something her family would disown her for, something that would cause her boyfriend to want to throw up, or all of the above.

“I need to reconnect with nature after whatever that just was over Halloweekend.”

Scenario
Friend: What are your plans for today?
Girl: Reconnecting with nature after last night.

by ScoobyS October 31, 2023

Fecal Reasoning

fecal reasoning- can be used like Fecal Justification, meaning the justification one utilizes in order to justify their defecation in a socially unacceptable manner/location

"The only reason I shit in the bucket is cuz were on the boat."

Kristen, spare me your fecal reasoning please

by Tony. 305. October 15, 2007

Restaurant Recon

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Fart Recon

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.

Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.

by norminat0r June 23, 2012

Tittie Recon

When a male surreptitiously checks out a female's breasts.

Bruce: Did you see the boobs on that blonde?

Gary: Hell yes!!! I was doing some major tittie recon!!

by TWA tea July 21, 2017

top 10 reasons mally should live

1. he is epic
2. everyone loves him
3. he is very likeable
4. he is helpful
5. i am friends with him
6. he is a large qt
7. he hasnt seen life
8. he has so much to live for
9. please
10. DONT DIE I FUCKING SWEAR!!!

you- why should mally live?
me- i am pussydestroyer69
that is why top 10 reasons mally should live

by pussydestroyer69weedmlg October 16, 2020