Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.

"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"

by Asshole October 6, 2003

release the kitties

Famous last words you don’t want to hear, because it means you are about to be killed by a horde of ruthless, predatory kitties. Made famous by Metalpocalypse.

When Bottom said, “Release the kitties,” I knew my death would be slow, painful, and certain.

by Bottom Ford, Esq February 27, 2012

Fist and Release

After jerking off in ones hand, penetrate your partner with a fist and open your hand to release the fluids.

My angry inch was never good enough so I decided to fist and release in her.

by Todd Clark February 4, 2004

hand release

A legal hand job performed by a massousse.

If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.

by SeanH October 7, 2004

Sweet release of death

What I really need now.

dude: give me a sweet release of death

dude: ya.

by Help??????? I'm stuck. August 1, 2017

Starcraft 2 Release Date

The Gaming industry's version of "Chinese Democracy"

Man 1: When is the fucking Starcraft 2 Release Date gonna be?

Man 2: I dunno! Maybe it will be like Chinese Democracy, which might mean never?!

Man 3: You retard! Chinese Democracy IS out already in stores so there's still hope Starcraft 2 will come out somehow! Its not a matter of if BUT when!

by Now Put Her In The Buck March 11, 2010

Release the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

by ashraptor April 1, 2010