reservoir ass

When a pool of sweat accumulates around the ass crack region. The most serious cases of this disorder are often evident through one's pants.

Chris: Wow Matt, you have horrible reservoir ass.
Matt: Hey, shutup.
Joe: Yeah Matt, your anus has reached its dew point.

by P. Ness September 10, 2008

reserve nigga

A guy or guys you keep off to the side just in case your current relationship doesn't work out

I don't need you I have five reserve niggas waiting to take your place

Don't tell my boyfriend that I've got a reserve nigga

by T-spiller May 26, 2016

Urban Reserve

A nickname for, and apt description of, the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba due to its high population of natives.

Merll: "Winnipeg is an urban reserve"

Chuck: "Boy howdy"

Cletus: "That's a fact"

by Cousin Merll June 30, 2011

cock raiser

Any physical aspect of the human anatomy (generally part of the female anatomy) that causes a penis to become erect when a male sees it.

Dude 1: Did you see the booty on that girl?
Dude 2: Shit, did I! It was a real cock raiser

by GTPRIX September 30, 2014

The Surpriser Riser

noun, The term used to represent the event any man, including myself, despises: Getting an erection in public, usually when in an open area and/or near many other people. The victim generally walks like an old guy, seems to be weilding a very large gerbil in their pants, or simply tries to think of gory, morbid, discusting, non-arousing things to get rid of The Surpriser Riser. Usually, when the man may be ok with having an erection later, as he is alone, he will not get one. Until he goes out in public again.

"Oh, fuck! Not The Surpriser Riser again!"

by Carson Lynch July 13, 2006

reservoir dogs

The beginning of Tarantino's undoubtably incredible career. Features a group of people hired to rob a bank that goes awry. Each person is named after a color.

MR. BROWN
Ok. Let me tell you what Like a Virgin's about. It's all about this cooz who's a regular fuck machine. I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon-- dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

MR. BLUE
How many dicks is that?

MR. WHITE
A lot.

by mooth March 14, 2005

Reserved Relationship

When two people from two different couples reserve eachother and flirt with eachother in anticipation of their current relationships ending. When their relationships end, they will instantly date the person in the reserved relationship.

Ivy - I'm dating John, but i've totally reserved Peter.
Peter - Yeah we're in a reserved relationship

by y0br0 August 29, 2012