(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...
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reefer: slang for marijuana; refers to a joint, bowl, plant, or sac of marijuana. party: when everyone gets together at someone's house, get drunk, consume illegal substances like weed and coke, and trash the place completely. a reefer party is a combination of the both; a party with a ton of weed. there are about 3-4 oz of tree there depending on how many people go.
tanya: wusup monae, you goin to that niggas reefer party tonite?
monae: yeah girl its about to be bad! im bringing my 1/2 zip ive been saving all of it for tonight im so excited!
monae: yeah girl its about to be bad! im bringing my 1/2 zip ive been saving all of it for tonight im so excited!
by khalifahaze June 16, 2011
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by blockpass270 August 20, 2008
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by donuthater October 14, 2008
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by Dr. Greenthumb570 March 29, 2009
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The legacy of Renderman was taken to the next level when a user named chrisbot6 created the Renderman mod, a mod which made renderman more than just a disembodied face. The mod made renderman similar to, but not the same as, slender man due to the fact that renderman would eventually hunt down the player, while a wide variety of frightening sounds would play, from creaks and groans to loud demonic banging. At first, the players had no way of knowing when renderman would strike, however this was remedied in later versions of the mod when the Renderman detector was added. The mod saw further additions, such as the Glitch gun and special bricks, all of which would allow players to defend themselves, and postpone the inevitable, but no matter what players tried, renderman would all get them in the end.
However, some users believe renderman to be more than just a piece of coding from a mod, some players claim to have seem him outside of the mod, in places where he shouldn't be...
The legacy of Renderman was taken to the next level when a user named chrisbot6 created the Renderman mod, a mod which made renderman more than just a disembodied face. The mod made renderman similar to, but not the same as, slender man due to the fact that renderman would eventually hunt down the player, while a wide variety of frightening sounds would play, from creaks and groans to loud demonic banging. At first, the players had no way of knowing when renderman would strike, however this was remedied in later versions of the mod when the Renderman detector was added. The mod saw further additions, such as the Glitch gun and special bricks, all of which would allow players to defend themselves, and postpone the inevitable, but no matter what players tried, renderman would all get them in the end.
However, some users believe renderman to be more than just a piece of coding from a mod, some players claim to have seem him outside of the mod, in places where he shouldn't be...
Player 1 (believer): Renderman is real, i saw him!
Player 2 (skeptic): No he isn't, you just have an over-active imagination.
Player 2 (skeptic): No he isn't, you just have an over-active imagination.
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