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relative humidity

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.
"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".
by Mysteron August 4, 2003
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Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.
The relative humidity went up as soon as mom & dad left for the evening and I slid into my sister.
by Bushpig61 September 5, 2010
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Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.
Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.
by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008
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realive

1. To make something alive again, to ressurect, to bring something back from the dead
2. To fix a machine or item that appears to be beyond repair
Some people say that Jesus was realived.

After the tornado, I was sure no one could realive my house; it was torn to pieces, and only the foundation was left.
by Jizzle January 12, 2005
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Theory of Relative Abundance

The theory that a woman who is usually looked at as a root, but because of the lack of women in the particular area the theory of relative abundance is implemented and said woman becomes increasingly more attractive.
Dude, she's fucking ugly dog, fucking ugly. I mean for real dog, FUCKING UGLY. You are just held by the grasp of the theory of relative abundance, dog.
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relatives

Those people who fuck up your routine for those one or two weeks around Thanksgiving/Christmas. Parasites by nature, they suck your food and drink supplies dry, as well as your morale.
You: What happened to all the soda?

On of relatives: Oh everybody's been grabbing some do you have anymore non-diet?

You: Time to die.
by Chester McMiller December 9, 2012
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