read

when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig May 30, 2006
Get the read mug.

readed

to have read before.
i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years
by the reading god December 12, 2007
Get the readed mug.

read

One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times
"A curtis read"
by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004
Get the read mug.

Read

To use correct English to totally wreck a person who is demonstrating idiotic behavior.
He touched her butt and she read him his rights!
by Nana@yourass June 06, 2018
Get the Read mug.

reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.
by Sir Salty GoBadger III June 18, 2005
Get the reading mug.

reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.
by multifandom trash April 28, 2015
Get the reading slump mug.

Left on read

When an individual whom you’ve sent a message/snap to, opens the message knowing full well that you can see that they have and then chooses not to reply. A particularly obnoxious thing to do if the message deemed an answer
I got left on read by him
by Imabsolutelytwatted August 29, 2020
Get the Left on read mug.