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read

when you find a cha ray and she hooks up with you and sucks the dick
I got the read from linnea last night
by Chris Uhlig August 31, 2008
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readed

to have read before.
i have readed 1 book in the past 3 years
by the reading god January 4, 2008
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read

One that ruins a joke, repeats a joke continual times
"A curtis read"
by Johnathan Nicolichuk February 23, 2004
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Read

To use correct English to totally wreck a person who is demonstrating idiotic behavior.
He touched her butt and she read him his rights!
by Nana@yourass June 13, 2018
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reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)
I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.
by Sir Salty GoBadger III July 23, 2008
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reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.
by multifandom trash April 28, 2015
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Left on read

When an individual whom you’ve sent a message/snap to, opens the message knowing full well that you can see that they have and then chooses not to reply. A particularly obnoxious thing to do if the message deemed an answer
I got left on read by him
by Imabsolutelytwatted August 29, 2020
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